Bachelor Party...

**Lulu** · June 29th, 2004, 03:26 AM

Jace- I'm not suprised.

You know what's wierd is that I too was almost promoted to best man at a wedding ceremony.

My friend from college asked my to be his best man- and plan his bachelor party. I was really relieved when his brother stepped in and insisted on doing it. ('Cus I'm a girl- y'all know that, right?)

Anyways- I got to make a formal speech. It was it low key.

Otherwise, I've been demoted from maid of honor once to obligatory guest. That was an experience.

Poor Jellymo! Happy Jax!

[ June 28, 2004 12:29 PM: Message edited by: Lulu ]

**Firebird98** · June 29th, 2004, 12:41 PM

my guitar owns your soul

**Dan the Goob** · June 29th, 2004, 03:45 PM

I would have mentioned the guitar, but after staring at the hypnotic swirlyness I just sort of... where was I ?
[img]tongue.gif[/img]

**JaceSan** · June 29th, 2004, 05:12 PM

Uh-oh!! We know who he's collecting them for don't we?

**Lulu** · June 30th, 2004, 12:40 AM

Hi Jaye!

Nice guitar!

**Dan the Goob** · June 30th, 2004, 12:41 AM

Originally posted by JaceSan:
Uh-oh!! We know who he's collecting them for don't we?

Jerry Lewis?

I thought that was Labor Day? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ June 29, 2004 09:44 PM: Message edited by: Dan the Goob ]

**Lulu** · June 30th, 2004, 12:46 PM

In perusing this thread, I was struck by the profundity of two points made by Firebird:

Originally posted by Firebird98:
all this hooplah and no one says "hey Jaye, nice guitar..."

why's it always gotta be about Jax, man?!?

Not to detract from Jax's well-wishing for gorgeous ceremony, but...

Why, amid all this hooplah, did no one comment on the "nice guitar?"

Why DOES it always have to be about Jax- is this a conspiracy or something? (Marriage-shmarrage!)

And lastly, does the damned guitar own Jaye's soul????!!!! And how did such an unluckly scenario occur?

Feeding the attention whore-
Yours truly,

Lulu.

[ June 30, 2004 09:48 AM: Message edited by: Lulu ]

**Firebird98** · June 30th, 2004, 05:09 PM

Originally posted by Lulu:

And lastly, does the damned guitar own Jaye's soul????!!!! And how did such an unluckly scenario occur?

[ June 30, 2004 09:48 AM: Message edited by: Lulu ]

Indeed it does, for I had to sell my soul to get it. That, my friends, is a Gibson Les Paul Custom Zakk Wylde Signature Model. The 306th ever made. List price on one of these babies is about six thousand dollars due to the mohogany body, maple neck, ebony fingerboard, EMG 81 and 85 pickups, Grover tuners, and gold plated hardware.

So now it is official. I have no soul left to give.

you can all go back to Jax's sleepover or whatever it was...